paininthejas:

THAT is big dick energy

kidzbopdeathgrips:

funke:

do people actually preheat their ovens

this is the worst post i have ever fucking seen

daisys-quake:

since “what are those” exists in the marvel universe, it’s safe to assume that vine does as well. the “it is wednesday my dudes” vine was posted in 2015, and civil war was released in 2016, so it can be argued that the vine has an entirely new layer of comedy in the marvel universe, as spiderman didn’t exist when the vine was posted, and the man in the vine is just wearing a bizarre costume with no cultural meaning or reference. it can be concluded that peter parker designed his costume based off the “it is wednesday my dudes” guy. in this essay i will—

driflloon:

me sitting alone in bed at 5:30am watching the sun come up

boomsomeknowledge:

learnjp:

when did the Japanese start eating eggs? a long たまご.

for dumbasses like me who don’t speak Japanese

thebootydiaries:

me: *forgets friends birthdays*

me: *confuses memories*

me: *forgets own middle name*

me, also: hey did you know that all pennies minted prior to 1982 are pure copper pennies and not copper plated and are technically actually worth 2 cents

turing-tested:

if I ever say anything comprehensible let me know and I’ll delete it!